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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



arsene york-hunt 4:47 Tue Jun 18
Popular songs you sing with rude words..
eg.

Rule Britannia three monkeys up a stick
One fell dow-ow-ow-ow-own and hurt his prick.

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wanstead_hammer 4:50 Tue Jun 18
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Get down on it,
Suck my helmet.

Jim79 4:51 Tue Jun 18
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Please dont bite it
just excite it
dur dur dur dur dur dur dum

Bungo 4:57 Tue Jun 18
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Anything at all by Steel Panther.

Dan M 6:41 Wed Jun 19
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try
To fist you

geoffpikey 6:58 Wed Jun 19
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
In spirit of this site, ""Who Are You" by The Who

Towards the end, words are: "Who the fuck are you!?"

Regularly played on BBC radio. Seemed bizarre no-one ever noticed.

(I don't sing it, though, tbh.)

Tomsdad 1:40 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
wanstead_hammer 4:50 Tue Jun 18

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:45 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Fuckin' 'Ell! It's Fred Titmuss!

Chrisel 1:48 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
That old sophie ellis bextor groovejet always sounded like:
and I'm fisting my love
why does it feel so good?

Kelly Smunt 1:50 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Some shit out at the moment where they sing "And the ceiling can't hold us" sound like "and the silly cunt told us".

Iron Duke 2:14 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
In a Kasabian song that I can't remember the name of, they sing "I wanna open up your eyes wide, eyes wide" sounds like "I wanna open up your ass wide, ass wide".

13 Brentford Rd 2:20 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Arseholes Bastards Fucking Cunts and Pricks

Killing in the name of

Mad Dog 2:43 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Rihanna "I fell in love with a homeless gay" (hopeless place)
Kings of leon "whaaaaaoh my urine's on fire"
Example "guarantee you'll miss me 'cause you changed the way you fist me" (kissed)


Often the word heart can be changed to arse to make a song funnier

Joe C 2:53 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
...and I missed your ginger hair
And the way you stink of piss

BigDingus 7:30 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Come on and shine (shine), shine like a star
Shining so bright like the cunt that you are

Alfs 9:51 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
What's that song when everyone retorts 'who the fuck is Alice'?

ChillTheKeel 10:04 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Elton John - Candle in the Wind - Dead Di Version

And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a fucked up cunty bitch

Jasnik 10:05 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Sister Sledge - We Are Family

wanstead_hammer 10:20 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Up town, stop wanking.

only1billybonds 10:24 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
'Time,he flexes like a whore,falls wanking tothe floor.
Bowie. 'Time' from Aladin Sane.

Used to sing this to piss my mum off.

RBshorty 10:25 Thu Jun 20
Re: Popular songs you sing with rude words..
Love In The First Degree. By Bananarama.

“Cause I’m Guilty.”
“Guilty as a Cunt can be.”

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